"Before you ever do anything ask yourself this question,'Am I being a retard?'. If the answer is yes, then don't do that."
It was New Year's Eve and my mom, dad, and I were heading to Olive Garden (without my sister this time. She was at a friend's house). I had walked out of the house and gotten into the car without putting my coat on. A few seconds later my dad comes out to the car and gets into the driver's seat and looks at me and asks, "Do you like getting yelled at?"
"No. Why?"
"Why don't you do things that are common sense?"
"Like what?"
"Putting your coat on before you walk out of the house when it's 25 degrees outside," he said.
"Um, I don't know. I didn't want to," I say.
"Next time use common sense," He replied, "and before you ever do anything, ask yourself this question,'Am I being a retard'. If the answer is yes, then don't do that."
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