Why Emily Can Be Annoying

Emily my sister is always telling me to do stuff. Which is fine because I can ignore her. EXCEPT when her ideas need to be set straight. I have this list of funny conversations in my family called the posterior (long story). Emily keeps telling me that I should make it into a book like the guy who wrote "Shit My Dad Says". I get so tired of trying to tell her no because I can get sued, so I attempted to mix it up recently. What came out was, "COPYRIGHT LAWS! Say it with me now: IM GONNA GET SUED!!" I think it may have sunk in because she bust out laughing and hasn't bugged me about it since.

Vacation

Apparently without consulting anyone in our family, my parents have decided that they are going to borrow my dad's friends' condo at the Lake of the Ozarks. From what I can understand, we are going there the day after my birthday, which happens to be tomorrow. We are apparently going to ride jetskis or something like that. I don't really know anything about it which is what pisses me off about the whole thing. Anyway, at least I'll get to drive them because last year I got my boater's license in school. What's funny about that is is that the law says you can't have a license until you're 14, but I took and passed the test and got my license in March of last year. When I was still 13. Those people are so retarded. But whatever.

NEWS!

I recently got a mac for my birthday. It's amazing. But this, I knew even before I got my own mac. I knew this because a few years ago, my mom bought an iMac from the apple retailer inside Nebraska Furniture Mart. But because it is so damn old, its REALLY slow. I don't know much, but I do know that a quad core i7 is a crapload faster. So I'm chillin' out on this thing. All I can say for certain right now is that I am really high on life.