Why Emily Can Be Annoying

Emily my sister is always telling me to do stuff. Which is fine because I can ignore her. EXCEPT when her ideas need to be set straight. I have this list of funny conversations in my family called the posterior (long story). Emily keeps telling me that I should make it into a book like the guy who wrote "Shit My Dad Says". I get so tired of trying to tell her no because I can get sued, so I attempted to mix it up recently. What came out was, "COPYRIGHT LAWS! Say it with me now: IM GONNA GET SUED!!" I think it may have sunk in because she bust out laughing and hasn't bugged me about it since.