"SPADUKIE!!!!"
my sister, my cousin, Caitlyn, and I were playing Plants vs. Zombies on the XBOX one time. My sister was playing one player and planted a potato bomb in front of a zombie. Right as the zombie stepped on the square the bomb went off, announcing SPUDDOWWW in big red letters. Emily then yelled, "SPADUKIE!!!!! Take that sucker!" to my cousin, me, and the TV.
Wednesday, May 18, 2011
Shit My Family Says
"GOD DAMN YOU JENNY!!! WHY CAN'T YOU DO NOTHIN'!!!"
My sister and I were watching 'I Shouldn't Be Alive' on TV one night. A Red Robin commercial came on where there was a girl doing her homework in her room and then her dad pops in and says,'when your done studying you wanna go to Red Robin?' and she says,'YES!' and then the boy she had in her room popped out from behind the curtain and yelled,'YYYYYUUUUUUMMMMMM!!!!!' Emily was extending the commercial in her head to where the dad yelled at the girl and said 'GOD DAMN YOU JENNY, WHY CAN'T YOU DO NOTHIN!!!' except for the fact that she yelled it out loud at the TV. And then for a few minutes, I thought that she was talking to me.
My sister and I were watching 'I Shouldn't Be Alive' on TV one night. A Red Robin commercial came on where there was a girl doing her homework in her room and then her dad pops in and says,'when your done studying you wanna go to Red Robin?' and she says,'YES!' and then the boy she had in her room popped out from behind the curtain and yelled,'YYYYYUUUUUUMMMMMM!!!!!' Emily was extending the commercial in her head to where the dad yelled at the girl and said 'GOD DAMN YOU JENNY, WHY CAN'T YOU DO NOTHIN!!!' except for the fact that she yelled it out loud at the TV. And then for a few minutes, I thought that she was talking to me.
Shit My Family Says
"Let's just blame some object. yeah, yeah. I BET THE TREE DID IT!!!!!! STUPID TREE!! WHY CAN'T YOU BE MORE LIKE THE BUSH??!?!?!?!"
My sister and I were eating breakfast in the kitchen when my mom comes out of the pantry and says, "who put the jelly in the pantry, open?" I didn't know, and Emily didn't either. So Emily said, "Let's just blame some object. Yeah, yeah. I BET THE TREE DID IT!!!!" Then she walked over to the front door opened it up and yelled out at the tree in our front yard,"STUPID TREE!!! WHY CAN'T YOU BE MORE LIKE THE BUSH!!????!?!?!?" Our UBER HOT neighbor was outside putting the trash on the curb and heard her and gave her this look like what-the-hell-why-are-you-yelling-at-a-tree-at-6am.
My sister and I were eating breakfast in the kitchen when my mom comes out of the pantry and says, "who put the jelly in the pantry, open?" I didn't know, and Emily didn't either. So Emily said, "Let's just blame some object. Yeah, yeah. I BET THE TREE DID IT!!!!" Then she walked over to the front door opened it up and yelled out at the tree in our front yard,"STUPID TREE!!! WHY CAN'T YOU BE MORE LIKE THE BUSH!!????!?!?!?" Our UBER HOT neighbor was outside putting the trash on the curb and heard her and gave her this look like what-the-hell-why-are-you-yelling-at-a-tree-at-6am.
Shit My Family Says
"she's having a seizure."
"No. She's having an Exorcism."
My cousin Caitlyn, my sister, my mom, and I were at Culver's for a snack. Emily was flailing like her normal self and smashed the edge of the basket of fries that was sitting on the edge of the table. French fries flew into the air like missiles and landed on her, my mom and Caitlyn. Then Emily was laughing so hard at that little incident, she looked like she was having a seizure. So I said,"She's having a seizure!" Caitlyn looks over at me with this huge grin on her face and says,"NO! She's having an EXORCISM!!!!!"
"No. She's having an Exorcism."
My cousin Caitlyn, my sister, my mom, and I were at Culver's for a snack. Emily was flailing like her normal self and smashed the edge of the basket of fries that was sitting on the edge of the table. French fries flew into the air like missiles and landed on her, my mom and Caitlyn. Then Emily was laughing so hard at that little incident, she looked like she was having a seizure. So I said,"She's having a seizure!" Caitlyn looks over at me with this huge grin on her face and says,"NO! She's having an EXORCISM!!!!!"
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