What the Hell?

"hurry home I have to wee."
"didnt you go in the restaurant?"
"no."
"then what took you so long?"
"it was hard to open the mint wrapper..."

We had been at Longhorn Steakhouse and were leaving the building when my sister runs up and says," I have to pee." so my family goes out to the car assuming that she is going to the restroom. We sit in front of the building for about 15 minutes until she comes out ofthe building and gets in the car. Then she leans forward in the car and says to my mom, "hurry home i have to wee. " naturally my moms response would be," why? Didnt you go already?" and emily replies, " no. " so then her next question is "what took so long?" and Emily looks around the car and says, "it was hard to open the mint wrapper...." we all bust out laughing and were laughing all the way home.

What the Hell?

"you talk about you job too much."
"well if I don't get it off my chest i'll explode. Do you want me to explode?"
"yeah kindof. I want to see your insides."

Again, we were enjoying dinner at Olive Garden and my parents were discussing work as usual. Then i said, "mom you talk about you job too much," and she replied about exploding. Then my sister said, " yeah kindof. I want to see your insides." Not only did my entire family turn and gape at her, every person at a surrounding table looked at my sister and then to my parents as if to say, "where the hell did you go wrong as parents?!" Now I refuse to eat with my sister in public.

What the Hell?

I will now start posting things that my family says and what was going on at the time. So.

"Look mommy, its an igloo!"
"Can I crawl inside of it?"
"No, but it can crawl inside of you........"

We were enjoying dinner at Outback Steakhouse and my sister hollowed out one of the bread loaves and bit a little peice off the bottom to make a hut and then proceeded to show the whole table. Then she said that and when my mom asked jokingly if she could crawl inside of it, she replied that it could crawl inside of her, everyone in all the surrounding tables turned snd STARED at us. Emily then proceeded to explain to everyone that that had come out wrong. Which was very obvious.

Spring Break

Ok so for spring break, my family and I decided to take a road trip. So we rented an RV and hit the road. We are now currently at our destination, Colorado Springs, CO. Last night we got here at like 1 in the morning and we woke up at 7 am today. This morning we went hiking up a foothill in the mountains and the view was absolutely stunning. I'll see if I can post any of the photots we took. We also went and saw Garden of the Gods today, although we didnt stay very long becuase it was getting dark and cold. We are getting groceries now (we ran out of bottled water for dishes and drinking and stuff) and then we'll probably go to bed. Im exausted from today..... :|