What the Hell?

"hurry home I have to wee."
"didnt you go in the restaurant?"
"no."
"then what took you so long?"
"it was hard to open the mint wrapper..."

We had been at Longhorn Steakhouse and were leaving the building when my sister runs up and says," I have to pee." so my family goes out to the car assuming that she is going to the restroom. We sit in front of the building for about 15 minutes until she comes out ofthe building and gets in the car. Then she leans forward in the car and says to my mom, "hurry home i have to wee. " naturally my moms response would be," why? Didnt you go already?" and emily replies, " no. " so then her next question is "what took so long?" and Emily looks around the car and says, "it was hard to open the mint wrapper...." we all bust out laughing and were laughing all the way home.