Shit My Family Says

"Where is a place you collect minerals?"
"A MINE!"
"A CAVERN!"
"A CAVE!"
"A ditch?"

We were playing Blurt with my dad's family and we were amid an epic battle for last space on the board. The last question was,"Where is a place you collect minerals?" I was first to shout the answer which was "A MINE!" Quickly following me was my dad with "A CAVERN!" Then my sister with "A CAVE!" The last person to answer was my mom, with "a ditch?" Everyone at the table turned and looked at her.
"What?" she asked
"You don't collect minerals from a ditch, mom." I replied.
Everybody bust out laughing.... I mean hey, it was pretty funny.