Shit My Family Says

"You all are retards."
"Well we come from you therefore you are a vampire."

It was Thanksgiving. My extended family had come to our house to have turkey etc. Then after the meal we were playing Apples to Apples. We probably played for maybe 2 hours. Then everyone started to get bored, so Emily and I started to clean up the game. During this time we were looking at all of the cards and Emily read the descriptions for 'blood' and 'vampire' out loud. After we managed to giggle hysterically for five minutes, my dad looks at us and says, "you all are retards." My sister looks back at him and says, "Oh yeah? Well we come from you, therefore you are a vampire." We all bust out laughing. That was the best mess up ever.