Shit My Family Says

"HEY, I found my owl!"

"I didn't know you were missing an owl, Harry Potter."

"It's Harriet Potter to you!"



Right before this conversation, I had gotten an American Girl craft set to make a phone case out of precut felt pieces. I had put it together but then I lost it before I could use it. This had spurred the question,'Have you seen my owl.' When I eventually stuck my hand in my coat pocket and found my owl, I yelled to the whole car, "HEY I FOUND MY OWL!!" Which begged the question, "What owl?"

"The owl I made, mom." I replied.

"I didn't know you were missing an owl, Harry Potter..." said my dad.

"THAT'S HARRIET POTTER TO YOU!" I yelled back.

"Where was it?" he asked.

"In my coat pocket," I replied.

"How sneaky of it," he'd said.