Shit My Family Says

"I wonder if they've gotten bored learning the state capitals and stabbed pencils in her eyes..."



It was like midnight on a Saturday night. My cousins were spending the night and Austin and Dalton had found Emily's gum stash on her desk. They ended up gobbling ALL 50 pieces of the gum and when Emily found out, she was furious. Her punishment for them (which is always a punishment, because its so boring) was for them to play school with her. You see, Emily has always had this fetish with being a teacher and pretending to teach. When she was little she played with stuffed animals and she would force me to come and play with her. But as she's gotten older, it's gotten progressively less fun to play, and therefore has turned into a punishment. So Emily forced my cousins to play with her. After a few minutes of hearing them talking through the wall, (our walls are like paper thin) my other cousin Caitlyn and I hear this BLOODCURDLING SCREAM through the wall. Everso nonchalantly, Caitlyn looks up from YouTube on her iPod and turns to me and says,"I wonder if they've gotten bored learning the state capitals and stabbed pencils in her eyes."