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Sunday, December 13, 2009

GraveNews

Breaking News for the five o'clock edition of GraveNews. My gerbil S'more was found in his most unlively state this morning, and officials are speculating that he died of a broken heart after his alleged GFF (gerbil friend forever) died tragiclly in a tunnel collapse incident three weeks prior. "The immeadiate family of S'more will be holding a ceremony to honor his courage, love, and bravery Sunday," said Josie Drunckam, the on scene mortition. " We did everything we could to save him, but it was a lost cause." The family mourns their loss greatly.

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